Tuesday, May 08, 2007

How to ....

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A psychologist
15. A pest exterminator
16. A psychiatrist
17. A healer
18. A good listener
19. An organizer
20. A good father
21. Very clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Athletic
24. Warm
25. Attentive
26. Gallant
27. Intelligent
28. Funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Prudent
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. Courageous
38. Determined
39. True
40. Dependable
41. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
42. Give her compliments regularly
43. Love shopping
44. Be honest
45. Be very rich
46. Not stress her out
47. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
48. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
49. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
50. Give her lots of space,
never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
51. Never to forget: * Birthdays * Anniversaries * Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone

5 comments:

  1. so ape lagi...practical not only theory ok sayang!!~

    anddd.....

    u sure u want me to leave you alone??? ;p

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  2. noooooo....not u :)

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  3. aku sudah lost hope dgn blog ko, igtkan tak berupdate. skali masuk tgk2 ada plak update. btw, kem adi tu bukan ke kat area salak tinggi dah tu. aku tatau plak 10 min je dari alamanda. tau ada jalan stret ke putrajaya, tp tak penah try lak. kalo paintball kat sana nnt, inform gue. mau ikut.

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  4. Anonymous11:54 PM

    Oh my boss, you really know how to make me happy:
    To leave me alone in NBU.

    That's why my love for you is more than Haini's love..
    Hahahahahahah!!

    Harapnya time kenduri ko tuh takde customer masuk.. Huhuhu..

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  5. hahaha...siut je..kmie...aku tgh plan utk main pball kat NBU tu...tpt adi...baru je bincang gan azhar n farid...

    adi...jgn risau laa time kenduri aku...ko kene datang...org ada ke takde..wajib gak dtg :)

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